I finally figured it out!

I finally got it figured! I finally found out how I'm going to pull off my two year vacation! As soon as I'm old enough to get a job I'm going to get one and rack up the money. I know what you're thinking right now. You're thinking, "How will he do that when he has to pay for his own car and insurance, and what about his cell phone?" Well, I won't have my own car, I'll use my dad's. The cell phone problem can be fixed easily, I won't have one, simple as that. I don't have one now, so why would I get one in the future? I'd just become addicted to texting like the rest of you slaves to electricity. (That's what I like to call people with cell phones. haha) That knocks off half of my expenses, which leaves more money for me =) . Whenever I graduate from high school I'll buy a car 3 or 4 weeks in advance with cash, not a loan. I'll do that so I won't have to pay a monthly bill when I start traveling. That would be a real hassel. With that out of the way, I could save at least $2,000...woohoo! After that, with money enough for at least half a year of traveling around in my pocket, I would say bye-bye to my family and hit the road. With that half-a-year's worth of money in my pocket, I'll use it to spend at least a week in hotels around the U.S. When my money starts thinning I'll go around and do odd jobs to get some money. If I run out of enough money to pay for hotels then I'll sleep in my car. After those two years, I'll come back and, if my mom and dad permit me, stay with them until I get back on my feet. Once I have enough money I'll get an apartment and either use a scholarship, (If I ever get one.) Use grant money, (If I ever get one.) or save up enough money to pay for college myself. I pray to the Lord that this will happen, I DO NOT want to end up in the same pit my brother has made. I won't mention his name for...reasons. But I want to thank my dad and my brother for helping me create this wonderful dream they have inspired me to dream. Thanks guys, you're forever in my heart. If anyone has any thoughts or ideas on how else that would make this easier or better for me, leave a comment or email me at wolfspeak@insightbb.com
Thanks!